(Source: lesbooty, via theperksofbeingacauliflovver)
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
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this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
Fucking hair spiders! God! I’ve been fooled so many times by that shit!
Not for 8 hours, though. =/
my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging
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when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
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